Humor Quote by Frank Zappa — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.”

“If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.”

“So many books, so little time.”

“The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, 'All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions.”

“I could see that, if not actually disgruntled, he was far from being gruntled.”

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”

“Humor is reason gone mad.”

“I don't believe in faeries!”

“Humor was a good way to hide the pain.”

“You can't give her that!' she screamed. 'It's not safe!'”