Humor Quote by Dr. Seuss — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles”

“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams.”

“If you want to catch beasts you don't see every day,”

“Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened.”

“It has often been said”

“So be sure when you step, Step with care and great tact. And remember that life's A Great Balancing Act. And will you succeed? Yes! You will, indeed! (98 and ¾ percent guaranteed) Kid, you'll move mountains.”

“Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don't always like.”

“As long as we don't die, this is gonna be one hell of a story.”

“Oh for craps sake. You're not dying again, are you? It's seriously inconvenient when you do that." -Aphrodite”

“Heaven has no taste.”

“Let's pick it up," the man behind her said. "How many more of the tranquilizers do you have?”

“You know, I never believed in fate until I met you... then I started thinking coincidence didn't have near so cruel a sense of humor”