Humor Quote by Abigail Roux — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“What? It’s not my blood!”

“Inconceivable!”

“Do you mean ter tell me," he growled at the Dursleys, "that this boy—this boy!—knows nothin' abou'—about ANYTHING?”

“A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.”

“I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies”

“I am a socially awkward mandork. (Nick)”

“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.”