Humor Quote by Abigail Roux — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You totally just outed us to the criminals.”

“They pulled apart when Keefe shouted, "YOU GUYS HAVE TO SEE THIS!”

“When I die of heart failure the next time you frighten me like that, you can put that on my gravestone—‘I didn’t mean to startle her.”

“Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!”

“He gave a dark chuckle. “But you’re not, so you had absolutely no qualms about kneeing me in the groin, right?”

“To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought to have realize it’s ominous that forty thousand years of human language had failed to produce a word for our relationship.”

“Oh, look at that, he's heard of me. My fame grows.”