Humor Quote by rick riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-”

“I felt like one of Apollo's sacred cows- slow, dumb, and bright red.”

“Deadlines just aren't real to me until I'm staring one in the face.”

“That's it, cupcake. You're going down.”

“Nico,” I said at last, “shouldn’t you be sitting at the Hades table?”

“Then there were the shabti, magical figurines that were supposed to come to life when summoned. A few months ago, I’d fallen for a girl named Zia Rashid, who’d turned out to be a shabti. Falling in love for the first time had been hard enough. But when the girl you like turns out to be ceramic and cracks to pieces before your eyes—well, it gives “breaking your heart” a new meaning.”

“When they reached a maintenance closet, Iko ushered the escort-droid inside.”

“Harry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won't answer for anyone else, nudge-nudge wink-wink!”

“Claire, did I invite you to my barbeque?" Massie asked, her neck tilting to the right and her arms tightly crossed.”

“A cavalryman's horse should be smarter than he is. But the horse must never be alowed to know this.”

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”

“Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice.”