Humor Quote by Joseph Kesselring — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“How can you protect yourself by carrying a sword if you don’t know how to use it?’”

“Why couldn't you turn into a fireball when we were on the same team!”

“Help me, I can’t breathe, your ego is pushing all the air out of the room.”

“Women intrinsically understand human dynamics, and that makes them unstoppable. Unfortunately, the average man is less adroit at fostering such rivalries, which is why most men remain average; males are better at hating things that can't hate them back (e.g., lawnmowers, cats, the Denver Broncos, et cetera). They don't see the big picture.”

“I'm fresh out of fucks to give.”

“Laurel, David? Would you like to share the joke with the rest of the class?" he asked, one hand on his skinny hip.”