Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Listen, Peaches,”

“A lie can run round the world before the truth has got its boots on.”

“People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.”

“Thou shalt not submit thy god to market forces.”

“In theory it was, around now, Literature. Susan hated Literature. She'd much prefer to read a good book.”

“Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things.”

“Three be the things I shall never attain:”

“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.”

“Every one suspects himself of at least one of the cardinal virtues, and this is mine: I am one of the few honest people that I have ever known.”

“Arthur blinked at the screens and felt he was missing something important. Suddenly he realized what it was.”

“Pulling the chair out for me, he invited me to sit.”

“Why are you here?”