Humor Quote by Lois McMaster Bujold — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Suicidal glory is the luxury of the irresponsible.”

“Think of the glory. Think of your reputation. Think how great it'll look on your next resume.”

“Stand before his grave and use your gift of breath to complain of your limited time. If you dare.”

“Boys. I'd turn gay if they weren't so sexy.”

“I love being in love, but I also love other things, like not being jealous, overly sensitive, or needy.”

“An alcoholic is someone you don't like, who drinks as much as you do.”

“A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it.”

“Why?' is always the most difficult question to answer. You know where you are when someone asks you 'What's the time?' or 'When was the battle of 1066?' or 'How do these seatbelts work that go tight when you slam the brakes on, Daddy?' The answers are easy and are, respectively, 'Seven-thirty in the evening,' 'Ten-fifteen in the morning,' and 'Don't ask stupid questions.”

“You just put that sword away, sir, please," said the voice of Lance-Constable Vimes.”