Humor Quote by Lisa Kleypas — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You know,” she said dreamily, passing over his question, “you’re not nearly as handsome as Lord St.Vincent.”

“One glance and I knew exactly who and what he was. The classic alpha male, the kind who had spurred evolution forward about five million years ago by nailing every female in sight. They charmed, seduced, and behaved like bastards, and yet women were biologically incapable of resisting their magic DNA.”

“The Rom believe you should take the road that calls to you, and never turn back. Because you never know what adventures await.” He reached for her slowly, giving her every opportunity to object. Through the cottony gauze of her nightgown, he touched the curve of her hips. He brought her close, into his hard weight.”

“So you actually need spectacles,” Leo finally said.”

“But no one can predict of a certainty what will happen. And none of it will change how I intend to spend the rest of my life. I will live it on my terms. And you... you can have all of me or nothing. I won't be an invalid any longer. Not even if it means losing you.”

“If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave.”

“Thinking is hard work, which is why you don't see many people doing it.”

“Can you feel it? Something just changed. I believe that’s the sound the world makes when it pisses itself.”

“It's a dirty way to fight, but I'm late for lunch.”

“No' is a magical word," he told her. "Here's how it goes. You say, 'Simon, I have an insane, suicidal plan. Would you like to help me carry it out?' And I say, "Why, no.”

“The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.”