Humor Quote by Werner Heisenberg — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The positivists have a simple solution: the world must be divided into that which we can say clearly and the rest, which we had better pass over in silence. But can anyone conceive of a more pointless philosophy, seeing that what we can say clearly amounts to next to nothing? If we omitted all that is unclear, we would probably be left completely uninteresting and trivial tautologies.”

“Whether we like it or not, modern ways are going to alter and in part destroy traditional customs and values.”

“My mind was formed by studying philosophy,”

“If we wanted to construct a basic philosophical attitude from these scientific utterances of”

“Come! Come sit by me. It’s a nice bench. Nice and lovely on the butt.”

“Doing business without advertising is like winking at a girl in the dark. You know what you are doing but nobody else does.”

“No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.”

“Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.”

“One glance and I knew exactly who and what he was. The classic alpha male, the kind who had spurred evolution forward about five million years ago by nailing every female in sight. They charmed, seduced, and behaved like bastards, and yet women were biologically incapable of resisting their magic DNA.”

“Linh Cinder. Such a pleasure. My master has spoken so highly of you.”