Humor Quote by Jen Campbell — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Puns are the highest form of literature.”

“You're an idiot.”

“As you get older; you've probably noticed that you tend to forget things. You'll be talking with somebody at a party, and you'll know that you know this person, but no matter how hard you try, you can't remember his or her name. This can be very embarassing, especially if he or she turns out to be your spouse.”

“You have no idea about presents or what they mean. The last”

“HOMICIDE, n. The slaying of one human being by another. There are”

“Stop!" Narcissus got to his feet. "This is not right! This person is obviously not awesome, so he must be..." He struggled for the right words. It had probably been a long time since he'd talked about anything other than himself. "He must be tricking us.”