Humor Quote by Alfred Hitchcock — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Revenge is sweet and not fattening.”

“You can't save everyone, though God knows you try.”

“When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead.”

“You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.”

“The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four people is suffering from a mental illness. Look at your 3 best friends. If they're ok, then it's you.”

“Just as I had long suspected, a person didn't really need math for anything anyway. Maybe some people did. Some limited people.”

“Who knows how to make love stay?”