Humor Quote by Derek Landy — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.”

“Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed.”

“We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant”

“You look angry," he said.”

“Being a detective isn't all about torture and murder and monsters. Sometimes it gets truly unpleasant...The fate of the world may depend on whether or not you can bring yourself to visit your relatives.”

“Of course I want to kill you," said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In a field of dead people with no one to talk to.”

“You're a monster.”

“The road to creativity passes so close to the madhouse and often detours or ends there.”

“When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.”

“You weren't afraid of me when I was Wolf," he said. "Why are you afraid of Nathan?”

“I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.”

“Just give me a second. Attempting to give a fuck...Attempting harder to give a fuck...Sorry, there was an error; fuck not given.”