Humor Quote by P.G. Wodehouse — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He had the look of one who had drunk the cup of life and found a dead beetle at the bottom.”

“If there is one thing I dislike, it is the man who tries to air his grievances when I wish to air mine.”

“Gussie, a glutton for punishment, stared at himself in the mirror.”

“You would not enjoy Nietzsche, sir. He is fundamentally unsound.”

“In a series of events, all of which had been a bit thick, this, in his opinion, achieved the maximum of thickness.”

“Freddie experienced the sort of abysmal soul-sadness which afflicts one of Tolstoy's Russian peasants when, after putting in a heavy day's work strangling his father, beating his wife, and dropping the baby into the city's reservoir, he turns to the cupboards, only to find the vodka bottle empty.”

“Art is anything you can get away with.”

“Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers.”

“Then there were the shabti, magical figurines that were supposed to come to life when summoned. A few months ago, I’d fallen for a girl named Zia Rashid, who’d turned out to be a shabti. Falling in love for the first time had been hard enough. But when the girl you like turns out to be ceramic and cracks to pieces before your eyes—well, it gives “breaking your heart” a new meaning.”

“Miss Fitt, you know curiosity gets men killed.”

“Adam's response was buried in the sound of the first-story door falling open. Noah slouched in. In a wounded tone, he said, "He threw me out the window!”

“I love you above all things, even pie.”