Humor Quote by Rick Riordan — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“He turned to Frank who was trying to pull his fingers out of the Chinese handcuffs…”

“Akhlys lunged at Percy, and for a split second he thought: Well, hey, I’m just smoke. She can’t touch me, right?”

“Poison!" Grover yelped. "Don't let those things touch you or...”

“And,” Annabeth continued, “it reminds me how long we’ve known each other. We were”

“Percy was getting tired of water.”

“She'd secretly had a crush on him since they were twelve years old. Last summer, she'd fallen for him hard.”

“It means 'Shadowhunters: Looking Better in Black Than the Widows of our Enemies Since 1234'.”

“You rush a miracle worker, you get lousy miracles!”

“I'm the Super-sized McShizzle, man!" Leo said. "I'm Leo Valdez, bad boy supreme. And the ladies”

“That's ridiculous." Especially the part about Christian being manly.”

“He gave her a sly, sideways look. "Did you”

“I have a high pain threshold. In fact, it's more of a large and tastfully decorated foyer than a threshold. But I do get easily bored”