Humor Quote by P.G. Wodehouse — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of one who has searched for the leak in life's gas-pipe with a lighted candle.”

“I'm not absolutely certain of my facts, but I rather fancy it's Shakespeare -- or, if not, it's some equally brainy lad -- who says that it's always just when a chappie is feeling particularly top-hole, and more than usually braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with a bit of lead piping.”

“It was one of those cases where you approve the broad, general principle of an idea but can't help being in a bit of a twitter at the prospect of putting it into practical effect. I explained this to Jeeves, and he said much the same thing had bothered Hamlet.”

“There are moments, Jeeves, when one asks oneself, 'Do trousers matter?'”

“A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.”

“Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.”

“As I got closer to the fence, I held my shirt over my nose to block the smell. One stallion waded through the muck and whinnied angrily at me. He bared his teeth, which were pointed like a bear's.”

“I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought it was hell.”

“It's okay to be a loser, it just depends on how good you are at being one.”

“There's a Polar Bear”

“My bookcase is all yours.”