Humor Quote by Stephen Fry — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“There were people who believed their opportunities to live a fulfilled life were hampered by the number of Asians in England, by the existance of a royal family, by the volume of traffic that passed by their house, by the malice of trade unions, by the power of callous employers, by the refusal of the health service to take their condition seriously, by communism, by capitalism, by atheism, by anything, in fact, but their own futile, weak-minded failure to get a fucking grip.”

“I am a lover of truth, a worshiper of freedom, a celebrant at the altar of language and purity and tolerance.”

“But an Adrian also knew that an Adrian's lies were real: they were lived and felt and acted out as thoroughly as another man's truths - if other men had truths - and he believed it possible that this last lie might see him through to the grave.”

““I have written it before and am not ashamed to write it again. Without Wodehouse I am not sure that I would be a tenth of what I am today -- whatever that may be. In my teenage years, his writings awoke me to the possibilities of language. His rhythms, tropes, tricks and mannerisms are deep within me.”

“Gaia visited her daughter Mnemosyne, who was busy being unpronounceable.”

“That caravan looks as if it’s all Vorin. Also, you look a little spindly for a Horneater.”

“"Don't be scared of Bambi" the demon said. "She's only curious and maybe a little bit hungry.”

“You are my whole heart, Scarlet. And this is breaking it.'”

“To say she was my girlfriend was absurd: no one the wrong side of thirty has a girlfriend… I suppose I ought to have realize it’s ominous that forty thousand years of human language had failed to produce a word for our relationship.”

“What happened to your tan?"--Fang”

“Whew! You two are blowing hotter air than a tornado circlin’ a volcano in Hades.”