Humor Quote by Stephen Fry — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Sex without smiling is as sickly and as base as vodka and tonic without ice.”

“But an Adrian also knew that an Adrian's lies were real: they were lived and felt and acted out as thoroughly as another man's truths - if other men had truths - and he believed it possible that this last lie might see him through to the grave.”

“It's now very common to hear people say, 'I'm rather offended by that.' As if that gives them certain rights. It's actually nothing more... than a whine. 'I find that offensive.' It has no meaning; it has no purpose; it has no reason to be respected as a phrase. 'I am offended by that.' Well, so fucking what.”

““If you know someone who’s depressed, please resolve never to ask them why. Depression isn’t a straightforward response to a bad situation; depression just is, like the weather.”

“I am a lover of truth, a worshiper of freedom, a celebrant at the altar of language and purity and tolerance.”

“There are times when I'm doing QI and I'm going, 'Ha ha, yeah, yeah,' and inside I'm going 'I want to fucking die. I … want … to … fucking … die.'”

“Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane.”

“No," said Luis, "You can't date the Lord of the Night Court.”

“I have nothing to declare except my genius.”

“A few said they'd be horses. Most said they'd be some sort of cat. My friend said she'd like to come back as a porcupine. I don't like crowds, she said.”

“Computers are like Old Testament gods; lots of rules and no mercy.”

“Humor is mankind's greatest blessing.”