Humor Quote by James Patterson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Now, Max, I think we both know your parents aren't missionaries.”

“The funny thing about facing imminent death is that it really snaps everything else into perspective.”

“Max, if you survive your final test, can you steal me one of those magic outfits for me?”

“Listen, street punk. You're a guy, and you're a couple inches taller, and maybe forty pounds heavier, and ooh, you're in a gang. But I've survived ten years of Catholic school, and I will cut you off at your knees without a blink. Do you understand?”

“I feel like, like pudding," Iggy groaned. "Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain.”

“Yes, Max, you are going to die. Just like everybody else.”

“You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passionne with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something out there for you to consider while we're chasing the probe: I share Artemis's passion but not his boorishness. No pressure; just think about it.”

“I know how to use a fellytone now.”

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”

“The entire universe has been neatly divided into things to (a) mate with, (b) eat, (c) run away from, and (d) rocks.”

“Nix to Declan:”

“You can knock on a deaf man's door forever.”