Humor Quote by Bill Cosby — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.”

“No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.”

“It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.”

“Something bad was about to happen. My wife was being clever again.”

“Last night somebody broke into my apartment and replaced everything with exact duplicates... When I pointed it out to my roommate, he said, "Do I know you?”

“Speed eliminates all doubt. Am I smart enough? Will people like me? Do I really look all right in this plastic jumpsuit?”

“Religion is like a blind man looking in a black room for a black cat that isn't there, and finding it.”

“Blackjack," Percy said, "this is Piper and Jason. They're friends.”