Humor Quote by Bill Cosby — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal.”

“If you want to be seen, stand up.”

“You don’t need no gun control, you know what you need? We need some bullet control. Men, we need to control the bullets, that’s right. I think all bullets should cost five thousand dollars… five thousand dollars per bullet… You know why? Cause if a bullet cost five thousand dollars there would be no more innocent bystanders.”

“Don't Panic.”

“That craptastical, gutless, son-of-a-cactus-humping butt monkey!!”

“From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it.”

“I have detected disturbances in the wash.'”

“Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.”