Humor Quote by Rachel Gibson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Mom," Nathan called to her.”

“Snowball?”

“I feel like I should probably ask you to leave. But I don’t really want you to go. I want you to stay, but I know you shouldn’t.”

“You never learn the first time. You always have to get hit twice before you see it coming.” He was seeing now what he’d seen that first night at Pure. A bright shiny light he wanted to catch in his hands and hold forever. If she let him.”

“For the first time since she'd pieced her heart back together, she felt a small tug at one of the strings. She dropped her hands to her sides and took a step back. The one word she'd waited to hear could destroy her carefully constructed life.”

“I didn’t mean to fall in love with you, but I did.”

“Pompous fools drive me up the wall. Ordinary fools are alright; you can talk to them and try to help them out. But pompous fools – guys who are fools and covering it all over and impressing people as to how wonderful they are with all this hocus pocus – THAT, I CANNOT STAND! An ordinary fool isn’t a faker; an honest fool is all right. But a dishonest fool is terrible!”

“No sight so sad as that of a naughty child," he began, "especially a naughty little girl. Do you know where the wicked go after death?”

“I've heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?”

“Guns are our friends because in a country without guns, I'm what's known as "prey." All females are.”

“The poor things keep calling in those – those pumbles, I think they're called – you know, the ones who mend pipes and things –”

“I've got a black-belt in crazy, and I know where you live.”