Humor Quote by J.K. Rowling — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Here lies Dobby, a free elf.”

“Beds empty! No note! Car gone — could have crashed — out of my mind with worry — did you care? — never, as long as I’ve lived — you wait until your father gets home, we never had trouble like this from Bill or Charlie or Percy —”

“Do you remember me telling you we are practicing non-verbal spells, Potter?”

“I know how to use a fellytone now.”

“I’ll make Goyle do lines, it’ll kill him, he hates writing,” said Ron happily. He lowered his voice to Goyle’s low grunt and, screwing up his face in a look of pained concentration, mimed writing in midair. “I... must... not... look... like... a... baboon’s... backside.”

“As Ginny and Hermione moved closer to the rest of the family, Harry had a clear view of the bodies lying next to Fred: Remus and Tonks, pale and still and peaceful-looking, apparently asleep beneath the dark, enchanted ceiling.”

“Women don't want all that. Women just want a partner who is considerate and attentive, who will spoon with them while reciting Keats, and feed them organic yogurt by candlelight on a seaside cliff at sunset.”

“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.”

“Rejection is one thing - but rejection from a fool is cruel.”

“Ah, Signor Halt,' he said uncertainly, 'you are making a joke, yes?'”

“I hate girls that giggle all the time...”

“Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.”