Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Don't you understand?" snarled Rincewind. "We are going over the Edge, godsdammit!”

“Aziraphale collected books. If he were totally honest with himself he would have to have admitted that his bookshop was simply somewhere to store them. He was not unusual in this. In order to maintain his cover as a typical second-hand book seller, he used every means short of actual physical violence to prevent customers from making a purchase. Unpleasant damp smells, glowering looks, erratic opening hours - he was incredibly good at it.”

“The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.”

“People who didn't need people needed people around to know that they were the kind of people who didn't need people.”

“How can you protect yourself by carrying a sword if you don’t know how to use it?’”

“The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.”

“I am Dead, but it's not so bad. I've learned to live with it.”

“I'm having a panic attack, you inconsiderate ass.”

“Humor is also a way of saying something serious.”

“This was supposed to be yesterday. I was sitting on the Cardiff/London train, supposedly about to write this very column, and realising something quite terrible. My head was entirely empty. A vast echoing void. Bigger on the inside, but with nothing in it. You could drop a pebble in my brain and wait for an hour to hear it land. No actually, you couldn't - that would be aggressive and unhelpful, so keep your damn pebbles to yourself.”

“Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while”

“Rejection is one thing - but rejection from a fool is cruel.”