Humor Quote by Garth Marenghi — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“That’s the problem with you nearly immortal types,” I said. “You couldn’t spot a pop culture reference if it skittered up and implanted an embryo down your esophagus.”

“We are all here on earth to help others: what on earth the others are here for, I don't know.”

“Malachi scowled. "I don't remember the Clave inviting you into the Glass City, Magnus Bane.”

“Yeah, but the lost diadem," said Michael Corner, rolling his eyes, "is”

“I believe it was Shakespeare, or possibly Howard Cosell, who first observed that marriage is very much like a birthday candle, in that 'the flames of passion burn brightest when the wick of intimacy is first ignited by the disposable butane lighter of physical attraction, but sooner or later the heat of familiarity causes the wax of boredom to drip all over the vanilla frosting of novelty and the shredded coconut of romance.' I could not have phrased it better myself.”

“I am human and I need to be loved,”