Humor Quote by Wendelin Van Draanen — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Proper lighting is everything, Julianna.”

“I had liked him for all the wrong reasons.”

“A painting is more than the sum of its parts,' he would tell me, and then go on to explain how the cow by itself is just a cow, and the meadow by itself is just grass and flowers, and the sun peeking through the trees is just a beam of light, but put them all together and you've got magic.”

“What he did to my heart was sheer, inexplicable, magic.”

“You can't dwell on what might have been...and it's not fair to condemn him for something he hasn't done.”

“Now now, Emily, it isn't nice to tell the truth.”

“Actually I don't remember being born, it must have happened during one of my black outs.”

“The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom.”

“If you want to be seen, stand up.”

“Fine! I'll throw on some clothes. Turn around. I'm in my pj's”

“You're Hell's Angels, then? What chapter are you from?'”