Humor Quote by Cassandra Clare — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Jace's eyes sparkled, but he said calmly, "Not at all. the Silent Brothers can help her retrieve her memories.”

“But-" Maia, still looking at Alec and Magnus, broke off and rasied her eyebrows. Simon turned to see what she was looking at - and stared.”

“We seemed to be trapped in an episode of One Life To Waste. It's all very dull.”

“I'm the warlock who's here to cure you. Didn't they tell you I was coming?”

“I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches.”

“He wasn’t ready for death, but if it came today, he would face it with his head held high and Alexander Lightwood’s name on his lips.”

“She's the kind of girl who climbed the ladder of success wrong by wrong.”

“I guess it’s true what they say," observed Jace. "There are no straight men in the trenches.”

“Happiness is a warm puppy.”

“Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.”

“Before I leave the bathroom, I pinch my cheeks hard to bring blood to the surface of my skin. It’s stupid, but I don’t want to look weak and exhausted in front of everyone.”

“An old battleax of a woman said to Winston Churchill, "If you were my husband I would put poison in your tea." Churchill's response, "Ma'am if you were my wife I would drink it.”