Humor Quote by J.D. Robb — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“I said, you're the beat of my heart, the breath in my body, the light in my soul.”

“Bite me." -Lieutenant Eve Dallas, from any of the In Death books.”

“God is dead and I am his replacement.”

“Roarke: The bodies of the three men were found floating in the Chattahoochee River.”

“We're standing here, beat to shit, walking away from a crime scene where either or both of us could have bought it, and you're asking me to marry you?”

“You know, lieutenant, you wear your weapon the way other women wear pearls.”

“Along with the standard computer warranty agreement which said that if the machine 1) didn't work, 2) didn't do what the expensive advertisements said, 3) electrocuted the immediate neighborhood, 4) and in fact failed entirely to be inside the expensive box when you opened it, this was expressly, absolutely, implicitly and in no event the fault or responsibility of the manufacturer, that the purchaser should consider himself lucky to be allowed to give his money to the manufacturer, and that any attempt to treat what had just been paid for as the purchaser's own property would result in the attentions of serious men with menacing briefcases and very thin watches. Crowley had been extremely impressed with the warranties offered by the computer industry, and had in fact sent a bundle Below to the department that drew up the Immortal Soul agreements, with a yellow memo form attached just saying: 'Learn, guys...”

“You okay?”

“'Tell Suzie she's a lucky cat.' Have sexier words ever been spoken?”

“For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him will believeth in anything. - Hitchens 3:16”

“Garcia wondered why people with JESUS stickers on their bumper always drove twenty miles per hour under the speed limit. If God was my co-pilot, he thought, I'd be doing a hundred and twenty.”