Humor Quote by Rachel Caine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Promise me, Amelie, that you’ll crucify me with silver before you allow me to fall in love.”

“What’s your name?' she asked, and surprised herself. But for some reason, she wanted to know.”

“Sure,” she said, and hugged the laptop bag closer. “What could go wrong?”

“She can go with us to the lab and keep Myrnin pinned down while we pull the plug, if he's not... you know, better.”

“Michael had to pound me a couple of times to convince me not to go stage a rescue." Shane shrugged. "He hits like a girl, for a vampire.”

“Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.'”

“If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.”

“What will you do now?'”

“Otrera stayed dead the second time," Kinzie said, batting her eyes. "We have to thank you for that. If you ever need a new girlfriend...well, I think you'd look great in an iron collar and an orange jumpsuit.”

“Jesper: “If Pekka Rollins kills us all, I’m going to get Wylan’s ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.”

“I'll take the cemetery," Kane said. He didn't sound excited. Rather, he sounded resigned. "The club might collapse if I go.”

“Calvin: Why are you crying mom?”