Humor Quote by Carl Hiaasen — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.”

“You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway.”

“Maybe our girlfriends are our soulmates and guys are just people to have fun with.”

“Otis," I said.”

“I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, Spencer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I’m not feeling so well myself.”

“Hell's bells, irony blows.”