Humor Quote by Ally Carter — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Number of empty Ben & Jerry's containers: 3 -- two mint chocolate cookie, one plain vanilla. (Who buys plain vanilla ice cream from Ben & Jerry's, anyway? Is there a greater waste?)”

“Somebody knows.”

“Hale." Kat sighed. "The headmaster's car? Really? That's not to cliched for you?”

“Waiting. Like it or not, it's a skill all spies have to master eventually.”

“We're going to be okay.”

“Because even though the truth can set you free, that doesn't mean it won't be painful.”

“Remember, Jesus would rather constantly shame gays than let orphans have a family.”

“What happened to your tan?"--Fang”

“The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty.”

“Five syllables," Apollo said, counting them on his fingers. "That would be real bad.”

“You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.”

“Asshole.” “Just for that, I expect you to wrap that dirty mouth of yours around my cock tonight.” He narrowed his eyes on me.”