Humor Quote by Holly Black — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“She took a deep breath, "Last chance. Are you in need of rescuing?”

“Telling Sam and Daneca feels like peeling off my own skin to expose everything underneath. It hurts.”

“People are fragile. They die of mistakes, of overdoses, of sickness. But mostly they die of Death.”

“She tastes like every dark thought I've ever had.”

“Death has his favorites, like anyone. Those who are beloved of Death will not die.”

“The truth is messy. It's raw and uncomfortable. You can't blame people for preferring lies.”

“Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. "Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again". "This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--" "Bones don't!" I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.”

“Sometimes I think I must have a Guardian Idiot. A little invisible spirit just behind my shoulder, looking out for me...only he's an imbecile.”

“The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be.”

“The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.”

“So many books, so little time.”

“Okay," I said. "Just a normal afternoon and two normal people.”