Humor Quote by Frank Zappa — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If you end up with a boring miserable life because you listened to your mom, your dad, your teacher, your priest, or some guy on television telling you how to do your shit, then you deserve it.”

“Interviewer: 'So Frank, you have long hair. Does that make you a woman?'”

“The essence of Christianity is told us in the Garden of Eden history. The fruit that was forbidden was on the tree of knowledge. The subtext is, 'All the suffering you have is because you wanted to find out what was going on. You could be in the Garden of Eden if you had just kept your fucking mouth shut and hadn't asked any questions.”

“Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.”

“There is only one cure for grey hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.”

“That's the coolest thing I've ever seen," Puck said.”

“Boys are like purses. You're always gonna have that one boy that you're always comfortable with and you know you'll always kind of like. That's your purse that you wear everywhere. Then you have that gorgeous bag that you want everyone to see you with but the gorgeous bag is usually an asshole or costs a lot of money. Then you have those other purses that you really like but you really don't want to be seen with”

“When I'm out of politics I'm going to run a business, it'll be called rent-a-spine”

“So it's true. You can walk in sunlight. I thought perhaps it might have worn off.”

“A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?”