Humor Quote by Spider Robinson — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off.”

“The problems of today's youth were no longer a Sunday supplement, or a news broadcast, or anything so remote and intangible. They were suddenly become a dirty, shivering boy, who told us that in this world we had built for him with our sweat and our blood, he was not only tired of living, but so unscared of dying that he did it daily, sometimes for recreation.”

“Oliver laughed - actually laughed."I like this new Claire," he said.”

“Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.”

“What's that?”

“Burn you, Nerim, that's a leg not a bloody side of beef!”

“You know what would help?" I asked, not meeting his eyes.”

“There are those who scoff at the schoolboy, calling him frivolous and”