Humor Quote by Terry Pratchett — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF CAKE”

“The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish.”

“The wages of sin is death but so is the salary of virtue, and at least the evil get to go home early on Fridays.”

“THERE IS NO JUSTICE" said Death "JUST ME”

“At such times the universe gets a little closer to us. They are strange times, times of beginnings and endings. Dangerous and powerful. And we feel it even if we don't know what it is. These times are not necessarily good, and not necessarily bad. In fact, what they are depends on what *we* are.”

“The sun rose slowly, as if it wasn't sure it was worth all the effort.”

“So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,”

“But I was not in the band, because I suffer from the kind of tone deafness that is generally associated with actual deafness”

“Yeah, I get it; you're a vampire," she said. "Creepy. And okay, a little hot, I admit.”

“The road to creativity passes so close to the madhouse and often detours or ends there.”

“Those people who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.”

“Of course motivation is not permanent. But then, neither is bathing; but it is something you should do on a regular basis.”