Humor Quote by Rainbow Rowell — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Don't bite his face, Eleanor told herself. It's disturbing and needy and never happens in situation comedies or movies that end with big kisses.”

“I really am happy for Kiley. And for you and every other happily married lady. Except for that I'm not happy for you. I kind of want you all to drop dead.”

“I can touch you less gently, but I won't love you less kindly.”

“I know I'll never love anyone like I love Baz. I know he's the love of my life. Of all my lives.”

“There's no reason to think we're going to stop loving each other,' he said. 'And there's every reason to think that we won't.”

“Safety, stability--it's an illusion. It's a false god, Simon. It's like clinging to a sinking raft instead of learning to swim.”

“Bird by bird, buddy. Just take it bird by bird.”

“Finally, from so little sleeping and so much reading, his brain dried up and he went completely out of his mind.”

“The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon.”

“You are my whole heart, Scarlet. And this is breaking it.'”

“Student: Dr. Einstein, Aren't these the same questions as last year's [physics] final exam?”

“Professor Kettleburn, our Care of Magical Creatures teacher, retired at the end of last year in order to enjoy more time with his remaining limbs.”