Humor Quote by Albert Einstein — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Life isn't worth living, unless it is lived for someone else.”

“Strive not to be a success, but rather to be of value.”

“The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion that stands at the cradle of true art and true science.”

“We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them.”

“Great ideas often receive violent opposition from mediocre minds.”

“When the solution is simple, God is answering.”

“Do you like to slide?" His voice was eager.”

“To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; whenever you're right, shut up.”

“Two hundred Romans, and no one’s got a pen? Never mind!”

“In a totally sane society, madness is the only freedom.”

“Bishop was all done with the witty conversation. 'Will you swear?'”

“Holmes and Watson are on a camping trip. In the middle of the night Holmes wakes up and gives Dr. Watson a nudge. "Watson" he says, "look up in the sky and tell me what you see.”