Humor Quote by John Sandford — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”

“I sometimes think I prefer suitors in books rather than right in front of me. How awful, backward, cowardly, and mentally warped that will be if it turns out to be true.”

“It is in the character of very few men to honor without envy a friend who has prospered.”

“The man once wrote:”

“Buttercup's mother whirled on him. 'Did you forget to pay your taxes?' (This was after taxes. But everything is after taxes. Taxes were here even before stew.)”

“I'm calm," Rachel insisted. "Every time I'm around you, some monsters attack us. What's to be nervous about?”