Humor Quote by William Goldman — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.”

“We’ll never survive!”

“Inconceivable!”

“I mean, I really do think that love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops. But I also have to say, for the umpty-umpth time, that life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death, that's all.”

“The Prince found Buttercup waiting unhappily outside his chamber doors.”

“I am your Prince and you will marry me," Humperdinck said.”

“I mean, really. Who sends their kid to boarding school? It's so Hogwarts. Only mine doesn't have cute boy wizards or magic candy or flying lessons.”

“Only a true best friend can protect you from your immortal enemies.”

“Bethany blinked. "Did you just hit me?" she asked, disbelief coloring her every feature.”

“What grinds me the most is we're sending kids out into the world who don't know how to balance a checkbook, don't know how to apply for a loan, don't even know how to properly fill out a job application, but because they know the quadratic formula we consider them prepared for the world`”

“My”

“The cow-shaped cookies have a beef flavoring, the turkey-shaped cookies have a poultry flavoring, and...”