Humor Quote by George Bernard Shaw — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”

“That is what all poets do: they talk to themselves out loud; and the world overhears them”

“He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches.”

“My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.”

“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honourable but more useful than a life spent in doing nothing.”

“HIGGINS [*snatching a chocolate cream from the piano, his eyes suddenly beginning to twinkle with mischief*] Have some chocolates, Eliza.”

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”

“You're the queen, and it's the queen's house, and whatever Brigan may accomplish, he's highly unlikely ever to be queen.”

“It was one thing to snuggle a little when the world seemed about to end, and quite another to explain to her parents that she wanted to date an ancient magical horse.”

“Cheeses crusty, got all musty, got damp on the stone of a peach,” I agreed. He looked blank, so I repeated it with proper emphasis. “ ChEEZ-zes crusty. Got Al -musty. Got DAMp on the StoneofapeaCH.”

“There were people who believed their opportunities to live a fulfilled life were hampered by the number of Asians in England, by the existance of a royal family, by the volume of traffic that passed by their house, by the malice of trade unions, by the power of callous employers, by the refusal of the health service to take their condition seriously, by communism, by capitalism, by atheism, by anything, in fact, but their own futile, weak-minded failure to get a fucking grip.”