Humor Quote by Alexandra Potter — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Too many people miss out on real love because they're too busy waiting for the ONE to show up”

“Seventeen, eh!" said Hagrid as he accepted a bucket-sized glass of wine from Fred.”

“Go back to bed, America. Your government has figured out how it all transpired. Go back to bed, America. Your government is in control again. Here. Here's American Gladiators. Watch this, shut up. Go back to bed, America. Here is American Gladiators. Here is 56 channels of it! Watch these pituitary retards bang their fucking skulls together and congratulate you on living in the land of freedom. Here you go, America! You are free to do what we tell you! You are free to do what we tell you!”

“I let out a laugh that sounded more like the yip of a startled poodle. "Superp-powers? I wish. My powers aren't winning me a slot on the Cartoon Network anytime soon... except as a comic relief. Ghost Whisperer Junior. Or Ghost Screamer, more like it. Tune in, every week, as Chloe Saunders runs screaming from yet another ghost looking for her help.”

“I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a man nailed to two pieces of wood.”

“I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.”