Humor Quote by D.J. MacHale — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Because this is the way things are meant to be.(Press Tilton)”

“I love you Mark..." Courtney, PoR.”

“I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you.”

“He has fought many battles with us" (Jace)”

“Nobody comes here anymore, its too crowded”

“You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn't that long ago that we were swept away by the Macarena.”

“Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything's broken, and there's a lot of throwing up.”

“Harry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won't answer for anyone else, nudge-nudge wink-wink!”

“A man once said, 'All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure.' Mark Twain, you know. He had a fine mustache. Men of wisdom so often do.”