Humor Quote by Jon Stewart — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“The internet is just a world passing notes around a classroom.”

“Yes, the long war on Christianity. I pray that one day we may live in an America where Christians can worship freely! In broad daylight! Openly wearing the symbols of their religion... perhaps around their necks? And maybe -- dare I dream it? -- maybe one day there can be an openly Christian President. Or, perhaps, 43 of them. Consecutively.”

“If we amplify everything, we hear nothing.”

“Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.”

“Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.”

“This is the best night of my life," Raffy says, crying.”

“Save your explanations, I got some questions for you first and you'd better answer them!' [slurred Hellian.]”

“Doubtful, but it did work...”

“It's a lazy Saturday afternoon, there's a couple lying naked in bed reading Encyclopediea Brittannica to each other, and arguing about whether the Andromeda Galaxy is more 'numinous' than the Ressurection. Do they know how to have a good time, or don't they?”

“Tut, Tut, looks like rain”

“It's not like there's a law against flying.”