Humor Quote by Thucydides — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“We should remember that one man is much the same as another, and that he is best who is trained in the severest school.”

“You wanted to lick my face the first time you saw me? Is that usually what you do when you’re attracted to guys?”

“It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.”

“She'd also called me brave...unless she was talking to the catfish.”

“All right, then,” she snapped, “do as you please! Perhaps afterward we could manage a coherent discussion.” Twisting beneath him, she flopped onto her stomach.”

“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder.”

“If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?”