Humor Quote by James Thurber — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.”

“You have made the moon," The Jester said. "That is the moon.”

“Sometimes, I feel discriminated against, but it does not make me angry. It merely astonishes me. How”

“...crackers..." a voice breathed out nehind us, "yesss...”

“I died. I died and someone made a clerical error and I am in Heaven.”

“He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.”

“Winston Gallagher!" I said, recognizing the first ghost I'de met. Then my eyes narrowed & I covered my hand in front of my crotch as I saw Winstons gaze fasten there next. "Don't even think about poltergeisting my panties again". "This is the sod? Come here you scurvy little--" "Bones don't!" I interrupted. He stopped, giving a last glare to him while mouthing YOU. ME. EXORCIST. before returning to my side.”

“Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck.”