Humor Quote by Zora Neale Hurston — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“It was the meanest moment of eternity.”

“Grown people know that they do not always know the way of things, and even if they think they know, they do not know where and how they got the proof.”

“It was not death she feared. It was misunderstanding.”

“Of course he wasn't dead. He could never be dead until she herself had finished feeling and thinking. The kiss of his memory made pictures of love and light against the wall. Here was peace. She pulled in her horizon like a great fish-net. Pulled it from around the waist of the world and draped it over her shoulder. So much of life in its meshes! She called in her soul to come and see.”

“I have known the joy and pain of friendship. I have served and been served. I have made some good enemies for which I am not a bit sorry. I have loved unselfishly, and I have fondled hatred with the red-hot tongs of Hell. That's living.”

“There is a great need for a sarcasm font.”

“A boy who once wiped his ass with poison ivy probably doesn't belong in a smart people's club.”

“Tomorrow is promised to no one.”

“Eric moved the broom experimentally and made an attempt to sweep the glass into the pan while it lay in the middle of the floor. Of course, the pan slid away. Eric scowled.”

“So, have a little fun. Soon enough you'll be dead and burning in Hell with the rest of your family.”

“I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth.”