Humor Quote by Anna Godbersen — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Gossip is just a tool to distract people who have nothing better to do from feeling jealous of those few of us still remaining with noble hearts.”

“She was like a heroine in a novel that she herself was writing the character kept protesting that she was too strong for love and yet the narrator went on describing her desire.”

“Don't go looking for boys in the dark”

“He f**ks even better than he looks”, I settled on saying. Several heads turned. I didn’t care; I was pissed. “And that beautiful face is going to be clamped between my legs as soon as we get home, don’t you worry.”

“What the hell is that?" I laughed.”

“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not; a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”

“Geez, you guys. I know I'm popular and all, but seriously, you're a bit too co-dependent for me. I'm going to need you to step away from my personal bubble." A wispy vine-woman curled ivy tendrils around his arm, and he sliced through them with his dagger. "No! Bad Wraith! No touchie!”

“To keep up appearances, I stomp my room and slam the door.”

“Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earnest person is always telling you to keep your knees bent?”