Humor Quote by Anna Godbersen — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Girls," their mother interjected, "you must both stop being strange - it is unattractive. And don't forget your hats. It would be absolutely the end for me if you two came down with freckles at a time like this.”

“Gossip is just a tool to distract people who have nothing better to do from feeling jealous of those few of us still remaining with noble hearts.”

“She was like a heroine in a novel that she herself was writing the character kept protesting that she was too strong for love and yet the narrator went on describing her desire.”

“Harry and Hermione are very platonic friends. But I won't answer for anyone else, nudge-nudge wink-wink!”

“You are speaking of my future lover. Be more respectful.”

“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce.”

“A recent survey or North American males found 42% were overweight, 34% were critically obese and 8% ate the survey.”

“Every passing hour brings the Solar System forty three thousand miles closer to Globular Cluster M13 in Hercules — and still there are some misfits who insist that there is no such thing as progress.”

“Get there early because hope does not park your mother-fucking car.”