Humor Quote by Chelsea Fine — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“Before he knew he was immortal. Before life was no longer fragile. Those were the days when life truly meant something.”

“How did you kill the Ashman in the forest last year?”

“Scarlet watched a leaf fall to the ground, lying dead amoung the other leaves on the forest floor. "A brief life seems pointless.”

“I'm the terrorist, do what I say or I'll terrorize you.”

“It's okay to be a loser, it just depends on how good you are at being one.”

“Ride?" Rhage snorted. "Please. That thing is a sewing machine with an air dam taped to it. My GTO could dust the fucker in fourth gear from a dead stop.”

“People flock in, nevertheless, in search of answers to those questions only librarians are considered to be able to answer, such as "Is this the laundry?" "How do you spell surreptitious?" and, on a regular basis, "Do you have a book I remember reading once? It had a red cover and it turned out they were twins.”

“You can read minds, and you didn't tell me?” Link stared at me like he just found out I was the Silver Surfer. He rubbed his head nervously. “Hey, man, all that stuff about Lena? I was yankin’ your chain.” He looked away. “Are you doin’ it now? You're doin’ it, aren't you? Dude, get out of my head.” He backed away from me and into the bookshelf.”

“We spend money that we do not have, on things we do not need, to impress people who do not care.”