Humor Quote by J.R. Ward — Inspiring Words on Life, Love & Wisdom

“After a moment, Wrath turned to John. "This is Lassiter, the fallen angel. One of the last times he was here on earth, there was a plague in central Europe-”

“Z: "You know, this was a hell of a lot easier when you were out cold in the back of that truck.”

“Tell you what, you let me go, and I’ll ask you plenty of questions about your race. Until then, I’m slightly distracted with how this little vacation on the good ship Holy Sh*t is going to pan out for me.”

“But that was life: Nobody got a guided tour to their own theme park. You had to hop on the rides as they presented themselves, never knowing whether you would like the one you were in line for...or if the bastard was going to make you throw up your corn dog and your cotton candy all over the place.”

“I'm going to talk to her.”

“Whoa. Fangs. She had fangs.”

“Those unable to catalog the past are doomed to repeat it.”

“What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course”

“He started to touch the mechanism under the keyboard,”

“Are you always a smartass?'”

“It was ironic, really - you want to die because you can't be bothered to go on living - but then you're expected to get all energetic and move furniture and stand on chairs and hoist ropes and do complicated knots and attach things to other things and kick stools from under you and mess around with hot baths and razor blades and extension cords and electrical appliances and weedkiller. Suicide was a complicated, demanding business, often involving visits to hardware shops.”

“I make mistakes; I'll be the second to admit it.”